Archive for December, 2007

She said, “Are you serious? Yes!“

She was sleeping and I was awake with nervousness. I decided to wake her up with questions. “Do you love me? Will you marry me? Will you open your eyes?“
The date is set for 08/08/08.



Photo for a Pedigree advertisement.


“Inside dead, outside dirty. I’ll change when I’m thirty… four.”


In a fully automated procedure, your new car is brought down to you from one of the 20-story Car Towers. Large signboards in the Customer Center show you when your turn has come. Then, you’re handed the keys, your picture is taken, the glass doors open and your brand-new car appears. You’re all set [...]


The Dutch Duck

29Dec07

About the artist.
Florentijn Hofman was born in 1977 in Netherlands. Graduate from the Kunsthochschule of Berlin in interdisciplinary arts. Since 2001, Florentijn Hofman has produced numerous large-scale installations “in situ”, mainly in the Netherlands where he lives and works. One of the recurring elements of his creations is the monochrome monument to which he [...]


“A wish wasted. I’ll never understand their racism.“


Canstruction

28Dec07

There’s a creative little charity called Canstruction that takes donated canned foods, creates art, tours them around the country and then donates the food to the needy.
This piece was created with cans of Hunt’s tomato sauce.


Dear Drivers

28Dec07

While I walked through a parking lot, a car approached and didn’t stop. Frustrated by this, I swung my leg up over the hood of the car as it passed, just missing the windshield. The driver stopped about 15 feet past me, rolled down her window and yelled at me not to “play with her.” [...]


o_O

27Dec07

The source of a smile on Thursday night.


¬ove

27Dec07

Spidher

26Dec07

A piece by Andrew Barton, made in 2004.
[Via: spider_woman.html]


Innocence

25Dec07

“I lost something here as a child and found it, years later, in you.”


Morning Light

25Dec07

“299,792,458 meters per second and it still can’t get here fast enough.


Christmas 07

24Dec07

UPDATE November, 2008: A lot of people are finding this post and it’s not representative of the quality of my blog. Go here: packphour.com for more interesting posts.

Merry Christmas!



How to make a secret book. I thought it was pretty self explanatory, but they give a few suggestions that were helpful.
 Link: how-to-make-secret-hollow-book.html


“While others faded in Fall, they made promises for Spring.”


Nothing makes a Christmas card like two, half retarded dogs


My cousin, Allen, when asked how you can tell a neighborhood is ghetto.
Well, when there’s a restaurant named just “Chicken.”
A radio personality during a discussion about Santa Claus photo ops for dogs.
Oh, don’t tell me. Santa Paws?
Me, venting to my sister Penny, about a nit picking client.
When the new tile floors I just did make [...]


Kings

22Dec07

 
King of the jungle & a monarch butterfly. Nature’s royalty.


A plus R

21Dec07

A few nifty items found at A+R Store.


Balancing Acts

20Dec07

I was looking through Craigslist free ads and came across one with this title,
“For those lonely around the holidays.“
The ad made me smile, so I thought I’d share.
When I was young and growing up it was just my mom and I and sometimes very little to no family around at all. I found a lot [...]


“Unseen doesn’t mean unaffected.”


It’s amazing what lies we can tell when we frame things out of context.
Thomas Brodahl says, “While waiting for Red Hot Chili Peppers to come on stage. I was standing in the photo pit, shooting the crowd. Everyone was so sweaty and half naked. Looked like a big orgy.”


The Taper

19Dec07

I always wondered who would drink an alcohol-free beer. Now I know. People who want to quit drinking. It really does have a psychological affect that helps.


“This place is a prison on handlebars of stolen hearts & killing time.”