This Week in Words VII

02Mar08

Me, coming back from the mom & pop convenient store, after charging it to my father’s account.

It’s like a having a “people credit card.”

Little Joey, after sticking a piece of cauliflower the size of his face, into his mouth.

Mmmm…. *cough, cough*

Miss Honeychurch’s gChat message.

I knew that level of “connection” between an uncle & niece wasn’t natural.

Joe, taking Dyanna out of context.

Mom told Katie (15) it was okay to have all the sex she wanted, as long as she gave the child up for adoption instead of having it aborted.

Justin, about taking his friend to a car auction.

I’m dropping him off there, that was he’s HAS to buy a car if he wants to get home.

Dyanna in response to me asking why she just doesn’t let the cockatiel’s egg hatch.

Honey, they’re unfertilized!

Me, talking to Justin about a business idea, after seeing a 3-legged dog.

We should breed a 2-legged dog and let them evolve from their disability, selling the world’s first upright dog breed.

Joe, after I pointed out that he made a bed for us, when I spent the night at his house.

Uh, no, I’m sleeping downstairs with my wife.

Katie, after I told her that she was a “perceptive little thing.”

Thanks… what’s that mean?

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