If all men told the truth the tears of women would create another flood.

Where neither love nor hatred is in the game a woman is a mediocre player.

Women for the most part do not love us. They do not choose a man because they love him, but because it pleases them to be loved by him.

Women have no sympathy . . . And my experience of women is almost as large as Europe. And it is so intimate too. Women crave for being loved, not for loving. They scream at you for sympathy all day long, they are incapable of giving any in return for they cannot remember your affairs long enough to do so.

A woman rarely discards one lover until she is sure of another.

Woman’s dearest delight is to wound man’s self-conceit, though man’s dearest delight is to gratify hers. There is at least one creature lower than man.

Even a fickle woman is loyal to one man – until she prefers another.

Guide your female. Do not expect the simpleton to think logically or rationally.

Reward good behavior with the shiny trinkets and baubles the simple creatures crave so much.

This message brought to you by the Females as Property Movement.

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