Archive for December, 2008

I CAN HAS JOB?

18Dec08

Yes I can.

January 5th, 2009 I’ll start work at Presidium. The job will make use of my technical skill set, something I wasn’t doing working for my dad & his pest control company.
Ironically enough, after making “one of the top two scores she’s seen on the tests,” the girl who interviewed me was someone I [...]


“I have to laugh at my situation to keep from crying.“
-M. Wade Nichols


TV Observation

16Dec08

I just have to say, out of frustration from watching too much TV, that sexuality is in the face.

So many women out there have wonderful (or decent) bodies that are ruined with empty eyes and generic smiles. There are far more attractive bodies out there than there are those that can level you with a [...]


Unless I want to go sit out in the cold and steal it from the neighbors, I can’t get on the internet right now. Updates to follow.


“I got rid of it when I found things worth dying for.“
-M. Wade Nichols


Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat
it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
— Bob Ettinger


Jump In

12Dec08

“People say jumping in is the key.”
“No, it’s what you jump into that decides how good it feels.“
-M. Wade Nichols


Bolivia Bug

12Dec08

As someone who crawls under houses, I would not be scared of this. It’s sooooooo cute.

However, a few House Centipedes have given me a scare or two.


Yes, I’m getting cross-chatter.
There are many wrongs, but one right.
Your sins will be read to you ceaselessly, in shifts, throughout eternity. The list will never end.
D… Substance D. “D” is dumbness, and despair, desertion-desertion of you from your friends, your friends from you, everyone from everyone. Isolation and loneliness… and hating and suspecting each other, [...]


“I thought the water would wash everything away. It did, but sent it to a depth I’d soon reach.“
-M. Wade Nichols


Green Shorts

12Dec08

Why am I posting this? The last line. It made me laugh.
It’s something none of you will get, it’s something not even my wife would get. It’s details like this, from people in your past, that’s been missing from my life. As someone’s who’s moved so much, isolated himself with actions & words, I feel [...]



A music video mash-up with the movie “Girl, Interrupted” & Jack Off Jill’s, “Strawberry Gashes.“
Well done, considering the lyrics and film’s content.


Do Something

11Dec08

Kissing with your eyes open. Do you do it? If so, why? Isn’t it a bit creepy, it’s not like you get a clear view of the person’s face when you’re that close. It creates a cyclops effect of your loved one’s face.


Re’present


Tagged by FightingWindmills, here’s my nomination for the most depressing song.
Barbara Manning, “End of the Rainbow” from the 1212 album.
I feel for you, you little horror
Safe at your mother’s breast
No lucky break for you around the corner
Cause your father is a bully
And he thinks that you’re a pest
And your sister, she’s no better than a [...]


“Each person I see, I exponentiate their experiences by infinity, add every possible potential they have, rounding up & multiply them by six billion. A number so incomprehensible kind of helps me believe in God.“
-M. Wade Nichols


This morning, Julie calls me into the bathroom. Not to just look in the bathroom, but to join her in there and she proceeds to close the door.
“Look.“
“What?“
She was so happy. “The light. Doesn’t it set the mood better than the overhead light? It goes along with our pictures of dead people, skeleton keys & [...]


Doomsday Vault

11Dec08

Almost every nation keeps collections of native seeds so local crops can be replanted in case of an agricultural disaster. The Global Seed Vault, opened this year on the far-northern Norwegian island of Spitsbergen, is a backup for the backups. It’s badly needed — as many as half the seed banks in developing countries are [...]


They draw up their own exit strategy.

(Found this at the perfect time to offset the sadness I felt when posting the previous Iraq entry.)


http://icasualties.org/oif/Details.aspx and still counting…


“So excited, I had to dance before the dance.“
-M. Wade Nichols


First off, what is typography?

Now some kinetic uses of it.
Chemical Burn from “Fight Club”

McLovin from “Superbad” (nsfw)

Friend Nobody Likes by Dane Cook (nsfw)

Marsellus Wallace from “Pulp Fiction” (nsfw)

There’s lots more on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kinetic+typography


“Fine! I’ll go outside…“


“It’s hard to be scared when you know the demons by name.“
-M. Wade Nichols



Fast Car

10Dec08

“I always wanted a fast car, in the fast lane, until I realized I missed everything.“
-M. Wade Nichols


Eat em’, love em’, love eatin em’? It’s all good.


Stolen Heart

09Dec08

“I made myself one, while I waited for you to return what you stole.“
-M. Wade Nichols