Posts Tagged ‘funny’

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From A Softer World.



Julie was looking for the David After Dentist video, that depicts a young boy after being doped up for dental work, when she found this remix…

Love it.


Table for 1

23Mar09

I added The Catmonsters to my comics links on the righ-side menu (scroll up/down if you don’t see them). I’ve been updating and adding a lot to those sections (blogs, comics, entertainment) lately. Make sure to check them out.


Bumper Wisdom

22Mar09

During our outing today, we were behind a truck with some bumper stickers that made us laugh. Keep in mind, we’re in the heart of the Bible belt, where the idiocy of Glen Beck & Rush Limbaugh are praised, so not only are such bumper stickers appreciated, they give us hope


Well worth the build-up.


Oddly entrancing. Not sure what else to say.

More about Boxxy @ Encyclopedia Dramatica.


5. Homey D. Clown from “In Living Color“

4. Karen from “Will & Grace“

3. Six from “Blossom“

2. Sophia & Rose from “Golden Girls“

1. Al Bundy from “Married With Children“

*This list is subjective & in no way [...]


N.A.A.F.A.(t)

17Mar09

I about lost it while watching a rerun of Penn & Teller’s: Bullshit!, Obseity episode, tonight.
And to quote the show,
“Man, even their acronym is fat.“
Oh and before you think this is an attack on obese people, maybe you should hear their take on the subject…



The geeky poet in me couldn’t stop laughing at the Haiku Compliant part.


I must say, it is a step up from the backwards-”Christian” rhetoric that Westboro Baptist Church usually spews.


Is it that late and I just lost it or is this really that funny?
Patient says, “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” Doctor says, “Then don’t do that. Just kidding. You have lymphatic cancer.”

I was compiling a list of Twitter accounts worth following and I stumbled upon this. The stream is JokeFactory. Feel free [...]


A Panda Joke

13Mar09

Busted

11Mar09

This made me smile.


I’m not sure which is worse, needing a toilet like this or watching 2.5 minutes of things being flushed down a toilet. Enjoy.



Smiles & Cries

04Mar09

From the movie Training Day (YouTube Trailer). A long joke for an apt ending. I included it all so that nothing is out of context.
Roger: Here’s a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks [...]


“If necessity is the mother of invention, survival is the grandparent.”
-M. Wade Nichols


Mish Mash

03Mar09

Quotes from 2am
Frank Lloyd Wright, “Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.”
Ann Landers, “Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.”
Russell Baker, ”People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.”
Saki, “The young [...]


Instant classic.


Hahaholocaust

23Feb09

Kate Winslet in the show “Extras.”


1. Your band’s name is the first random article from Wikipedia
2. Your album’s title is the last few words of the last random quotation from QuotationsPage .
3. Your album’s cover is the third image on Flickr’s Explore the Last Seven Days .
4. Photoshop and mix to taste.
Mine:

Mascaras, Gers is a commune in the Gers [...]


A little late, but the photo quotes are priceless


I should be back online soon. Until then, a little humor from work today.


Re’present


They draw up their own exit strategy.

(Found this at the perfect time to offset the sadness I felt when posting the previous Iraq entry.)