Pieces of Phour » Humor

Ineffective Proposal

packphour — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:23:05 +0000

Oops.

Really, Kelloggs?

packphour — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:50:48 +0000

Shadow Puppet, Role Reversal

packphour — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:50:25 +0000

David After the Divorce

packphour — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:34:46 +0000

Julie was looking for the David After Dentist video, that depicts a young boy after being doped up for dental work, when she found this remix…

Love it.

Table for 1

packphour — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:46:04 +0000

I added The Catmonsters to my comics links on the righ-side menu (scroll up/down if you don’t see them). I’ve been updating and adding a lot to those sections (blogs, comics, entertainment) lately. Make sure to check them out.

Bumper Wisdom

packphour — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 06:53:39 +0000

During our outing today, we were behind a truck with some bumper stickers that made us laugh. Keep in mind, we’re in the heart of the Bible belt, where the idiocy of Glen Beck & Rush Limbaugh are praised, so not only are such bumper stickers appreciated, they give us hope

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Colbert vs. Steele: Rap Battle

packphour — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:32:32 +0000

Well worth the build-up.

Boxxy in da Brain

packphour — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:53:46 +0000

Oddly entrancing. Not sure what else to say.

More about Boxxy @ Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Top 5 Ghosts of TV Past*

packphour — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:44:14 +0000

5. Homey D. Clown from “In Living Color“

4. Karen from “Will & Grace“

3. Six from “Blossom“

2. Sophia & Rose from “Golden Girls“

1. Al Bundy from “Married With Children“

*This list is subjective & in no way official or definitive.
I reserve the right to let you retain your own opinion.
You're welcome.

N.A.A.F.A.(t)

packphour — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:41:41 +0000

I about lost it while watching a rerun of Penn & Teller’s: Bullshit!, Obseity episode, tonight.

National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance

And to quote the show,

“Man, even their acronym is fat.“

Oh and before you think this is an attack on obese people, maybe you should hear their take on the subject…

The Birds & The Babies

packphour — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:15:31 +0000

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Haiku Compliant

packphour — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 05:22:30 +0000

The geeky poet in me couldn’t stop laughing at the Haiku Compliant part.

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God Hates Figs!

packphour — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 06:41:09 +0000

I must say, it is a step up from the backwards-”Christian” rhetoric that Westboro Baptist Church usually spews.

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You’ve Got to be Twittin’ Me

packphour — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 06:06:14 +0000

Is it that late and I just lost it or is this really that funny?

Patient says, “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” Doctor says, “Then don’t do that. Just kidding. You have lymphatic cancer.”

I was compiling a list of Twitter accounts worth following and I stumbled upon this. The stream is JokeFactory. Feel free to follow if you like off-color humor and can laugh at things none of us have control over.

Another new favorite of mine is CookBook. Somehow she manages to get a full recipe within the 140 character limit. Amazing, even if the food isn’t, but it is

Sample tweet:
Saffron Asparagus Orzo: brwn c orzo/T butter/garlic; +.25t saffron&s+p/2.5c broth. Cvr@low9m; +2c asparagus3m. Fold+8T parmesan. Srv w parm.

Of course there’s the woot and wootoff streams to follow. God knows you need to be notified as soon as possible if you’re ever going to able to buy anything from them, much less have a chance at a coveted Bag of Crap.

As for what satisfies my voyeuristic tendencies, SecretTweet succeeds where the PostSecret stream fails. If you like Post Secret, stick to their webpage.

Lastly, if you’re new to Twitter or not an employee of theirs (which is the world population, minus 27 people) then the Twitter_Tips stream offers a plethora of how-to and what’s what tweets.

Enjoy.

A Panda Joke

packphour — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:58:21 +0000